My latest: the alien

Go back to where you came from.

The thing you need to understand about Justin Trudeau is that he doesn't live a life like you and I do.

It's like he's David Bowie in Nicolas Roeg's The Man Who Fell To Earth - impossibly good-looking, fabulously rich, effortlessly charismatic. But an alien.

Gerald Butts and I used to be close. One time, he invited me to his birthday dinner. It was him an…