My latest: the banker vs. the beast
Trump, that is.
Tough act to follow.
Jean Chretien, that is. Following Canada's best-living speech-maker is a pretty tall order. Newly-minted Liberal Party leader Mark Carney was never going to beat Chretien at the podium.
And, actually, now that we are on the subject, Carney's daughter Cleo was actually a bit better than her old man, too. She was charming and fun.
Mark Carney? He ain't going to set the world on fire with his speechifyin', Virginia. Personally, I’ve been more excited by bowls of Cream of Wheat. I didn't fall asleep during Carney’s victory lap, but I gave it some serious consideration.
But we all knew that already about Carney, the former Governor of both the Banks of Canada and England. He got hired to do those jobs – and he did them well, by all accounts - precisely because he was not a flame-breathing ideologue. He was a banker. So, let’s be honest with ourselves: when you go in to the bank to talk about your mortgage, do you want the person on the other side of the desk to sound and look like Kid Rock in the midst of two-week bender in Vegas? Nope.
In other words, Mark Carney's bland, boring banker persona is not his weakness: paradoxically, it is actually his secret power. At a time when the world is quite literally on fire, and when we are facing a threat to our very existence, being dull is arguably a big asset, not a liability.
So, there are three main reasons why the Carney Grits have obliterated Pierre Poilievre’s 30-point lead. One, Justin Trudeau left, and the country was quite happy about that. Two, voters suspect that the Conservatives secretly (and some, not-so-secretly) love Donald Trump.
Three, Carney is a typical Canadian: he is calm, collected and courteous. He is the polar opposite of the ugly American – in this case, Donald Trump. Carney reminds us of our better selves. We don’t want a Prime Minister who acts like the guy we despise.
But there is a risk in all that, of course. The Canadian who has given Donald Trump pause – more than any other – is Doug Ford. Ford has been anything but polite about Trump. He has been very direct and very tough about the American president - threatening to cut off his power, removing American booze from the shelves, going on Fox to growl about betrayal. Ford has metaphorically taken Trump into the boards, many times, and Canadians have cheered every single time.
That, then, is the danger that Mark Carney faces. And it is the worry that many Canadians will have, too: that the new Grit leader will be the typical Canadian. And, when Donald Trump treads on his loafers, Carney will be the one who says he's sorry. As some Canadians are wont to do.
Right now, we want a fighter – like Ford, like Chretien, like Don Cherry. We don't want to become the doormat of North America. Knowing this, and towards the end of his speech, Carney talked about dropping his gloves in a hockey fight. But literally no one can picture Mark Carney dropping his gloves for a fight. (He was a backup goalie, after all.)
In the leaders' debates, the aforementioned Poilievre and the Bloc leader Yves-François Blanchet are going to make mincemeat of Carney. But as my Postmedia colleague Tasha Kheiriddin said to me on my podcast this week, that still may not matter. Sometimes, voters want a leader like Ontario’s Brampton Bill Davis - someone also calm, cool and collected. Not Bob Probert.
Who will be the one who fights best for Canada? That’s what elections are for. We are going to decide that. And the election, if the Liberals are smart – and not all of them are dumb – will happen very soon. Conservatives may think it is wise to keep demanding an election right away, but I don't think they are.
What if Trump abruptly calms down? What if someone medicates him? The best asset of the Liberal Party, right now, is the rabid, crazier-than-an-shithouse-rat Donald Trump. Why do Tories think having an election now is in their interest? Why not wait until the Fall, when Trump has inevitably moved on to some other issue?
Liberals won’t wait. They’ve benefited from Justin Trudeau’s departure, yes. They aren’t going to wait for Donald Trump to move on to his next chew toy.
They are going to go now - because, even with a bland banker at the helm, they might just pull this off, the biggest political comeback in recent Canadian political history.
And Jean Chretien, who I know rather well, would smile about that.
Every hockey team needs an enforcer. That's Ford. It also needs cool, calm, skilled players who can make the whole team play with gra e and power. A Belliveau, pre-Trumpist Gretzky or Crosby. That will hopefully be Carney. Poilievre? I cannot imagine him ever playing hockey. That says a lot.
Great article, and even more interesting with the references to hockey..Canada's game btw..it was so great to listen to Mr. Chretien speak, he's still forceful and stands for us in Canada. A man who we can look up to and at 91 we still can, those were the great men that have helped to shape Canada.
I'm not sure about Carney...he's book smart and his end game is the carbon tax, on a country that has the least amount of carbon going. maybe he trying to influence China, the worst..
But, his wife is his source of information. so will he go against her? I think not. they are a team...she has written many books on the subject and he respects her.
Conservatives remind me of tough teams like Alex Ovechkin's Washington Caps...or Boston Bruins, that have many Canadian players, who will drop the gloves if necessary when hit hard into the boards.
Pierre, we have only seen him in action against Trudeau in HOC...he might just show us what he can do....